There was something about him that felt very, very off. You may THINK Reiley’s result was a case of a drawfuck, but no. Good fucking job!!!īut nobody can take away that she did wear a really beautiful gown. Respecting my idol’s feelings is nice but they rejected my ideal reality and it hurt my feelings, so GOODBYE respect!!! Espec when you consider Iru was upset in the first place because aforementioned braindead stanholes had spent months gaslighing her into believing she would have had an effortless path into the finale. Nobody is innocent! But a line has to be drawn somewhere, and *I* draw mine way before reposting images depicting Iru crying in distress after her elimination, and using it to attack Blanka for “ stealing” Iru’s spot. Sadly the backing track won.Īnother thing that ground my gears at the time (enough to mention it five months later) were the Iru stans Sure, ESC stans, you know them, we are them, you know how toxic they (we) can be sometimes. The backing track was a clash where the prerecorded vocalists and persussionists tried to outnoise eachother, a vain vanity project for Iru to flex her voice against. Words that don’t make sense (funny how quickly this becomes a source of aggravation once you realize it was a deliberate stylistic choice to emulate “uwu quirkiness”), but as if anyone could pay attention to Iru with those obnoxious lights and camera cuts going on. I guess? It lasts for three minutes and she sings some words. When is Georgia is too much Georgia? When it’s not enough Visionary Dream, too much fucking Iriao whateverstan, that’s what.Įnter, “Echo” which… is a song. I love them for that normally but not here. Their failures are always self-inflicted and not the result of jealousy, but of being too much themselves and not caring how they come across (aka “Dilja Syndrome”). ![]() Yeah SORRY we all want underdog countries to do well and they are often undeservedly sidelined but come on. Impressively bland from head to tail.Įnough time has passed. It sapped Andrew of any personality and texture he could have had. “Break a broken heart” is so devoid of flavour it could have been performed by a hologram and it would have made the exact same impact. Even during “Electrify” you could somewhat enjoy him for being a dimwitted but benevolent beta male. Nothing beyond the basest “imagination” was used to make Andrew or his song engaging. ![]() So he did, uncared for by all except for a few youtube comment bots pretending to be fit women. (unless you buy into the stupidity that somebody saw “Electrify” and thought “THAT GUY! THAT ONE! HE’S GONNA WIN EUROVISION FOR US!!”). We knew Andrew was specifically cast by Cyprus to grab a qual and be there. That song (“what song?” – my friend André), that result, that staging, to a tee. I really wish I was joking right now.)Īnd all gave me ZERO inspiration □ We knew what we were in for the second the teaser dropped. THEY EXIST and the EBU hasn’t banned their use yet so welp 2024/2025 will be rancid, I guess.ģ) Listened to Break A Broken Heart (and honestly, I almost forgot this step altogether. ![]() Then when it denied involvement, interrogated it about AI songwriting bots and and forced it to snitch on them. So to prep for this write-up I did the following:ġ) Looked at my preshow review for an entry point, but turns out I bailed almost immediately on Andrew back then as well <3Ģ) Accused ChatGPT of writing Break a Broken Heart. Even finding moments to gif was a struggle.
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